" exchange rate "

 [ "The Turkish Exchange Rate" ]

1: The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France Guy 2: About 10:1 

 [ "slutty exchange rate" ]

1: A conversion rate between goods or services and sex acts that implies the person making the exchange is a slut.

  * e.g.,  ... If you buy this girl one beer, you're guaranteed a blow job; that is a slutty exchange rate. 

 [ "real exchange rate" ]

1: (ECONOMICS) ratio between a country's foreign exchange rate and the real purchasing power of its local currency. The actual exchange rate between (say) the yen and the US dollar tells you nothing about the relative strength of the two currencies. The US dollar buys 957 yen (17 May 2010) right now, which sounds like a lot. But $100, converted into ¥9,257, only buys $71 worth of actual goods & services. In order for the yen:dollar exchange rate to reflect real purchasing power of the two currencies, the US dollar should be able to buy ¥130. The real exchange rate for the US dollar against the Japanese yen is 41 (meaning the yen is costlier than the dollar in real terms).

  * e.g.,  ... The recent (March-May) fall of the euro against the US dollar has brought the real exchange rate of the two currencies into approximate parity. 

 [ "The Beggar's Exchange Rate" ]

1: When someone doesn't follow the international exchange rate and takes you for a ride. Usually common among people who have no money.

  * e.g.,  ... So I was in Montreal for the weekend, and I couldn't find a Bureau de Change anywhere. The only person I could find was this complete mess of a man looking in trashcans for lunch.  

 [ "turkish exchange rate" ]

1: the echange in wich a man has sex with a turkey at a specific rate

  * e.g.,  ... hey, did you hear bill has a high turkish exchange rate 

 [ "Turkish Exchange Rate" ]

1: When you take a shit on someones asshole and then Fuck the shit into the person

  * e.g.,  ... a guy could do the Turkish Exchange Rate to a girl 

 [ "Turkish exchange rate" ]

1: Occurs when one Turkish girl is Eiffel towered by two guys and then immediately simba her after mixing the fluids of both their cum on her stomach.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude! We went out on the boat last night and had a great Turkish exchange rate with this girl. It was a horrible mess but Mustafa would be proud. 

 [ "Turkish exchange rate" ]

1: When you go to sell something as it's worth way less than you paid for it.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to sell my Turkish lira since I live in the United States and bought Turkish lira hoping it would be a worthy investment, and I went to sell it, and it turns out it's totally worthless! WTF! is wrong with the Turkish exchange rate?! (also how this slang term originates) 

 [ "hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate" ]

1: The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are: 71828183 shits per one fuck

  * e.g.,  ... Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 71828183 shits or 14159265 damns or 02734907 x 10^5 hoots. Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate. Or Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings! Girl: wow you really don't care about me 

 [ "hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate" ]

2: 14159265 damns per one shit and 02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

 [ "Turkish exchange rate" ]

1: Clogged belly button

  * e.g.,  ... His Turkish exchange rate kind of turned me on!!!